Yo yo yo my fellow dudes and dudettes! 💪🔥 6 7
Bout to drop da planeo on your ass's like it's hawt. No cap fr fr. 6 7
At 12 on the dot, we be putting down the tools - that means no email, even if it's from a female (respek wahmen tho). Time to get lit fam! 6 7
12.01 we be smashing back shots of Yaga out of each others belly buttons, straight bussin'. Cus if hairy Yaga's can't get ya grooving ta dope carols and feeling hella yeet, den I don't know what will. It's giving main character energy. 💯🔥
At 12.10 we should be totes fucked up yo, absolutely zonked. So den we be secret Santa'n - gonna be epic sauce. If you give a shit gift, that's another belly shot booyyy! Don't be sus. 🎅🔥
Come 1.30 we be skibidi toileting our sweet face holes down to Beach Babylon for a all expenses lunch - gonna slap harder than your mom's chancla. Let us know if you are lack toes in toddler ants or any other diet shizzel. We keeping it one hundo. 6 7
After we rune dat joint and it's absolutely poggers, we be partying it up 1999 stylz at Oriental Bay - gonna be more lit than a Geocities webpage, ya feel me? Bring togs, sunscreen (especially your pastey ass Cameron - don't be looking like a lobster, bro), tunage (the bangers, the bops dat slap, the absolute choons), and your dusty ass outdoor games, like pla tonk n strip twister etc etc. Gonna be fire emoji times three.
There will be prizes for winning. We going old school - none of that weak sauce. No Gen Z participation trophies, this ain't it chief. 🏆💪
Gonna be Dope. Gonna be bussin. Gonna be the vibe. Periodt.
Stay fleek and keep it 💯!
Peace out homie slices! ✌️🔥 6 7
*dabs aggressively*